Monday, 16 September 2019

SHEPHERDS OR HUNTERS?

Soul Hunters: another name for professionals called pastors. Even though these people claim to have a vocation (latin vocatio, calling), they are more like lazy and manipulative individuals who just want to make easy money. Another word for them: scams.

Soul hunting is a very profitable business, but in this modern age, where people, especially youths, have easy access to information as well as easy interaction with other youths around the globes, except for those under strict communist and socialist government, capturing and retaining souls have become really difficult. So it becomes very common for these fraudsters, another word that is very suitable for these so called fishers of men, to throw all morals taught by their religion right through the window - sometimes they even flush them down the toilets (That's some shit) - in order to appear "tolerant" in the eyes of these youths. So, it doesn't matter if you are fornicating, aborting, committing adultery, prostituting yourself/your brother/your sister/even your dog; as a matter of fact none of your immoral acts matter. Just go to church, become a number on their presence register and of course drop a note in their offering bowl. They, soul hunters/pastors/scams/fraudsters, will say a prayer for you and mediate between you and God for a place in Heaven.

What if you don't make it to Heaven? Don't worry. You will probably meet these scams in hell with you and you will have the pleasure of watching them burn in eternity (WITH YOU).

PS: Remember to be buried with sun screen, maximum protection!!!!

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