IF A RELATIONSHIP WERE A COURSE

A relationship is like a full time course in Management.
- Business management
- Anger management
- Family management
- House management.

HOW TO PASS YOUR EXAM IN ANGER MANAGEMENT.
If you are watching your team play and she comes in and changes the channel to Scandal, you have three options.
- Flare up and chase her away: FAIL
- Keep calm but scold her: FAIL
- Keep quiet and take to watch on streaming: PASS
- Keep quiet, hug her and ask her why she thinks the First Lady is a frigid bitch - FIRST CLASS.

HOW TO PASS YOUR EXAM IN HOUSE MANAGEMENT.
You see his socks and boxers all over the floor.
- Flare up and insult him - FAIL. Offer sex - PASS.
- Keep calm but scold him - FAIL - Offer sex - PASS.
- Keep calm, pick up and frown - PASS. Offer sex - SECOND CLASS
- Keep calm, pick up and sing "Go down turn around pick a pair of boxers - FIRST CLASS. He will offer you sex.