Shamima Begum - The run away Nigerian husband who wants to return home to his wife after 4 years.
"You are the past. She is my future."
ISIS fighters: The side chick who charmed the husband and made him believe that she could offer more than his wife.
"I and my sisters will not stop until the Side Chick State becomes a powerful force in the world."
United Kingdom: The wife who is no longer interested in the marriage.
"You connived with SCS against LWS (Loyal Wife State), a renowned enemy of marital bliss. You are cancelled. Try with your ex girlfriend. Maybe she'll take you back."
Bangladesh: The Ex girlfriend who is more than happy that they never got married in the first place.
"That traitor could have been my husband. Thank God it didn't work out."
Mr and Mrs Begum: The in-laws who want the marriage to be reinstated.
"He made a mistake. Anybody can make mistakes".
Lawyers: The village elders who were paid handsomely to try and convince the wife that she's making a big mistake.
"Their marriage was still on when the man left. You can't just file for a divorce like that. Even in the case of abandonment, she still has to wait 5 years. Also her father never returned the bride price."
Journalists: The social commentators who are watching and discussing the events as they unfold.
Pro Journalists: The patriarchal men and women who claim that it's in a man's nature to stray.
"Men are babies. They don't know what they are doing most of the time."
Contra Journalists: The feminists who think that the man knew exactly what he was doing. Also they believe that he is not remorseful.
"His decision to return now that SCS has fallen shows that, like any other patriarchal jack ass around here, he doesn't have any regards or respect for his wife. He wouldn't take her back had she be the one to abandon him to go and join Side Cock State."
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Will the wife cave in or will she insist that the husband should try and sort things out with his ex girlfriend?
Stay tuned on the next episode of ISAAC, the SCS returnee groom.
"You are the past. She is my future."
ISIS fighters: The side chick who charmed the husband and made him believe that she could offer more than his wife.
"I and my sisters will not stop until the Side Chick State becomes a powerful force in the world."
United Kingdom: The wife who is no longer interested in the marriage.
"You connived with SCS against LWS (Loyal Wife State), a renowned enemy of marital bliss. You are cancelled. Try with your ex girlfriend. Maybe she'll take you back."
Bangladesh: The Ex girlfriend who is more than happy that they never got married in the first place.
"That traitor could have been my husband. Thank God it didn't work out."
Mr and Mrs Begum: The in-laws who want the marriage to be reinstated.
"He made a mistake. Anybody can make mistakes".
Lawyers: The village elders who were paid handsomely to try and convince the wife that she's making a big mistake.
"Their marriage was still on when the man left. You can't just file for a divorce like that. Even in the case of abandonment, she still has to wait 5 years. Also her father never returned the bride price."
Journalists: The social commentators who are watching and discussing the events as they unfold.
Pro Journalists: The patriarchal men and women who claim that it's in a man's nature to stray.
"Men are babies. They don't know what they are doing most of the time."
Contra Journalists: The feminists who think that the man knew exactly what he was doing. Also they believe that he is not remorseful.
"His decision to return now that SCS has fallen shows that, like any other patriarchal jack ass around here, he doesn't have any regards or respect for his wife. He wouldn't take her back had she be the one to abandon him to go and join Side Cock State."
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Will the wife cave in or will she insist that the husband should try and sort things out with his ex girlfriend?
Stay tuned on the next episode of ISAAC, the SCS returnee groom.
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