Saturday, 19 October 2019

HEALTHCARE IN THE UK

Woman walks into A&E with a broken leg, a fractured arm and a bleeding head.

Woman: Please, I need to see a doctor urgently.

Nurse: Are you pregnant?

Woman: No. I have broken limbs and blood gushing down my head.

Nurse: Did you injure yourself because you are pregnant?

Woman: No. I was rushing down the stairs and tripped.

Nurse: Did you trip because you are pregnant?

Woman: No. I tripped because....OK. Fine. I think that there is a slight chance that I might be pregnant. Can I see a doctor now, please?

Nurse: In that case, you need to see your GP. Have a nice day.

*few minutes later*

Man walk in with an axe stuck in his skull.

Nurse: Is your missus pregnant?

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Don't call my name. I want to make stew.

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